1. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Is your bro's mother.
B. Your bro specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is your bro's sister.
D. Was a serious ex-girlfriend of a bro.
Cousins and stepmothers are fine..........
2. A bro is always prepared to offer wingman services at all times. In addition, a Bro shall, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection.
3. Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction and distraction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother
4. Fancy Birthday and Christmas presents for your bros are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
5. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
6. A Bro always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros. If the other bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended but must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.
7. If a Bro suffers pain from a permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a “that sucks, man”, "fark it" and quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from commentary – deserved or not – regarding said lady friend for a period of three months.
8. A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it’s cool.So there you have it, my fave selection of the bro-code..................
9 comments:
No. 5 oso applies to ciggie :p
9 Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches.
10 In the event that two Bros aquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs.
This is good! hahahaha...
haha...i always wonder where u get inspiration from blogging..but u never fail to make me laugh. Good job!
No 11: Bros before girls
haha... boon boon boon u r rite.... taking the last ciggie is not allowed....
hi frachua and gwen - aka remnants of the china jump era.... thanks for dropping by... :)
I really like this!!! Didn't know u maintain a blog here.
Didn't quite dig no.8, though. What the hell does sporting scores got to do with bros?
hehe.. gerald... point 8 is when u wanna watch delayed telecast and someone announces the scores... i.e.. spoilers...
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