The Bro Code

THE LEGEND----DARY BRO CODE.... Inspired by Barney!!!


1. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Is your bro's mother.
B. Your bro specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is your bro's sister.
D. Was a serious ex-girlfriend of a bro.

Cousins and stepmothers are fine..........

2. A bro is always prepared to offer wingman services at all times. In addition, a Bro shall, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection.

3. Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome, up to and including the seduction and distraction of said girl’s wildly unattractive cousin / friend / mother

4. Fancy Birthday and Christmas presents for your bros are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.

5. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.

6. A Bro always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros. If the other bro is temporarily out of money or left his wallet at home drinks can be lended but must be repaid, later that night by wingman services or any other act of entertainment or at the next gathering.

7. If a Bro suffers pain from a permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a “that sucks, man”, "fark it" and quantities of beer. A Bro will also refrain from commentary – deserved or not – regarding said lady friend for a period of three months.

8. A Bro shall never reveal the score of a sporting event to another Bro until that Bro has thrice confirmed it’s cool.

So there you have it, my fave selection of the bro-code..................

So Proud!

We just had our 43 national day and our Singapore Olympic Table Tennis Team (some say the China "B" team) have ended Singapore's wait for an Olympic medal after 48 years. It is truly time to feel proud.

We should indeed be proud our country is doing so well that our sisters and women do not need to go overseas to work as maids.

We should also be proud that our elderly also do not need to go overseas to work too but instead can stay here in Singapore to pick up used cans, sell tissues or work at food courts in their golden years

I could go on and on about what other things we can proud about but my teachers used to tell me not to be too proud so i should stop here.

Whats my point?:
The measure of the success of a society is not how the young and able thrive, but how it takes care of the old and weak. (Flying XQ August 2008)


Carpe Diem, Memento Mori

Fountain of Youth

This is a special repost from my frenster blog for a friend :)

Was talking to some new friends how young i was and hey.. both guessed that i was in my late 20s. Wooooo Weeeeeee.... either they were trying to be polite or alcohol has become a fountain of youth.

Anyway, that made me think about one fundamental theory i had in my 20s then about people we know/come across/play marbles with/kissed/fought with/dance with............ Here is how it goes.

1/3 of the people we know or know us will always love/accept/accomodate and react generally positive towards us regardless of what we do.

1/3 of the people we know basically dun care what we do and are basically neutral towards us in spite of how we try to impress.

1/3 of the people we know or know us will always bitch/dislike/talk down and generally react negatively against us no matter how we try to manage their perceptions.

Where do you wanna focus your life energies on?. Think About it.

XiaoQiang Original Quote of the Day:

No Task in life occurs under ideal or perfect circumstances, everything and i mean EVERYTHING has to done under less then ideal circumstances. Wait for the circumstances to fall in place, and you will do nothing!

Carpe Diem, Memento Mori! (seize the day, remember we are mortal)