1. Dun order drinks when you eat out at foodcourts. Drinks are the most mark-up item in the menu. Bring your own water bottle. (This I think I can do)
2. Stop having sex.- Saves on condom, contraceptives and tissues (This I dun think I can do)3. Shower once a day (This I am not saying whether I will do)
4. Share your internet access with your neighbours (this I cannot tell you if am doing cuz I think it is illegal)
5. Cancel your cable and watch tv for free on the internet with china channels, bittorrent (this I am already doing).
6. Do your own laundry – Save water bill, washing machine electricity bill, and it is good exercise.(this got time then I do)
7.Stop smoking (This I already done…lolzzz)
8. Stop drinking beer and liquor (this I am not going to do, lolzzzzz)
9. Rice expensive then eat more potatoes aka kanteng (Who knows, maybe our spoken English can improve)
10. And Finally, sleep more – the one human activity that is truly free (This I love doing!)
11 comments:
Hey XQ!
Another brilliant read! Like I've always said, it's never easy to write humour! Now now.. let's see how can I cope with the rising costs.. ;)
ya man... everything is going up.. even my weight. but... NOT MY PAY!!!
- Chantel
CrystalC: Yah, you and your colleagues should demand that your boss increase your pay, otherwise all u and ur colleagues dun shower and go work...lolzzzzz
yo mcinderella..thank you thank you.. and yah like you said, i should add number 11. Bring your date to union square for clubbing on friday nites (No need to pay for her drinks, lolzzzzz)
agree with No. 2 - stop having sex.
one box of condoms cost $5.20.
that means one condom cost $1.40.
that means everyone you're having sex you're paying $1.40 to the pharmaceutical company.
and the tissue. and the water. and the soap.
one can't even have sex with a peace of mind / without burning a hole in your pocket
firestartre
aiyah! "that means EVERYTIME you're having sex you're paying $1.40 to the pharmaceutical company. "
condom is not the thing to save money on!! Unless u dun wana have sex! I mean safe sex...LOL...
crystalc is right, no condoms may result in the biggest addition to the costs of living ..... what some ppl may call a baby.... lolzzzzz
I like number 11... it works... *sniggles*
number 12: don't have sex w theopp same sex... dunnid condom yet is still safe :P
I like number 11... it works... *sniggles*
number 12: have sex with a person of the same gender.. dunnid condom yet is still safe :P
Good job on #7. Cheers to cleaner air. Work on #8 though. Any ideas how we can pass on the costs to someone else? *keke*
* Off topic *
On your ending note, for the phrase, "Carpe Diem, memento mori", the combination of ideas is interesting... "seize life" and "for remember we will die"
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