Year of the Pig?

Year of the Pig?

Fact : Did u know a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
XiaoQiang : Lucky Pig!!!

Fact : Did u know a cockroach will live nine days without its head before itstarves to death.
XiaoQiang : 30 minutes... lucky pig.dun play play!! How many seconds does a cockroach have??

Fact : Did u know male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal
XiaoQiang : Who cares about the bat, can someone tell me about the pig? I'm still wondering about the pig. Was it a gay pig?

Fact : Did u know a man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
XiaoQiang : Maybe I should be a pig in my next life, dun mind being a pig with beard

Fact : Did u know humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex forpleasure.
XiaoQiang : What about the pig?? 30 minutes of pain??? Cannot be the pig do "it" for 30 minutes of pain, right???….

Anyone else wanna be a pig?

Is this the reason why the pig is the last animal in the zodiac? Cuz he was the last to ...........er........ come?